A Genuine Can of Pure Empty Reconciliation

They're back for a limited time, and in very limited quantities - just like real Canadian Reconciliation!

This is probably your last chance to own a real can of Pure Empty Reconciliation. It's as white as condensed milk and is fortified with colonialism. Buy it for your local politician, or for your kids (they'll love 'em!), or for yourself, you selfish bastard!

Each empty can comes with a signed certificate of authenticity from the Walking Eagle News Editor-in-Grand-Chief.

[disclaimer: this is an actual empty can, there is nothing in it. But it looks real pretty on the outside.]